Around San Francisco and the Silicon Valley, discussing the perks that different tech companies offer their employees is a hot dinner topic. Dropbox will fly your family to SF for a weekend! Facebook has an on-site doctor and dentist! Google lets them take their commuter buses to Napa on the weekends! Uber employees get hundreds of dollars towards free rides!

All of that is well and good, but what I really care about is the food perks. Most major tech companies in the Bay Area have legendary cafeteria situations, and I’m on a mission to eat at all of them. My first stop on this bucket list tour was Facebook.

Facebook’s campus near in Menlo Park is pretty much like Disneyland, without the rides. You pull up to something that looks like a university from the outside, with everyone wearing backpacks and riding bikes around. Inside the campus, it looks like a recreated town - with sidewalks, streets, benches, parks, arcades, and restaurants. And everything is FREE.

Just a note - you do have to be invited by an employee to enter the campus. I have two great girlfriends who work there and I was so happy to tag along for a lunch!

My friend and I walked around the campus, and I was just in awe. We stopped at “Harvest” for lunch, which was Facebook’s version of a trendy salad spot. I was overwhelmed with options so I went with greens and a spicy chicken salad.

The burger joint looked tempting..

As did the BBQ pits…

So did “Teddy’s” for Mexican food…

Instead of running to the local Starbucks for a coffee break, Facebook employees can go to the local sweet shop for ice cream and goodies. I sampled some of the soy mint chip ice cream.

If snack attacks (somehow) arrive, each office space is stocked with everything from kale chips to Quest bars to cereal to nuts to cookies. You definitely can be as healthy or unhealthy as you want at Facebook!

If none of the above suit your fancy, there’s a noodle spot, a pizza joint, another cafeteria whose menu changes every day, Indian food, you name it. There didn’t seem to be a straight up vegan/vegetarian spot, but I’m sure you can find options no matter which place you go to.

Overall, I give Facebook’s food situation a solid “A”. What doesn’t give it a straight up “A+” was there was no kombucha - I hear Twitter serves up kombucha on tap! Taking notes, Facebook chefs?